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SEXUAL ORGANS

What are the sexual  organs for?

A lot more than just for reproduction. They are a form of entertainment, a means of communication, a symbol of power, and a vehicle for expressing love , hate, and virtually every other human emotion. Even more important, along with the eyes, ears, nose, and mouth-because of their multi channel nerve supply-the sexual organs are direct extensions of the human brain itself. (Maybe that's one reason why the penis and vagina often act as if they have a mind of their own.) In any event, more than they are ever willing to admit, men and women are ruled by those brilliantly designed, exquisitely enjoyable, slightly clumsy appendages known as the sexual organs. Yet even though the pleasures they transmit are free, abundant, untaxed, and constantly renewable, there are still complaints. Take men for example:

Are most men satisfied with their sexual organs?

Unfortunately not. When it comes to the primary male sexual attribute, owner satisfaction seems to be sadly lacking. If every penis were suddenly endowed with a written guarantee-"satisfaction or your money back"-probably 50 percent of the male population would line up for a refund or exchange. Regrettably, most of the dissatisfaction is based on misunderstanding. Listen to what an expert like Bonnie says:

"Doctor, in a way, I consider myself an expert on the penis. After all, that's how  I earn my living. And by the way, I don't like the term 'call girl.'  I think 'professional  partner ' sounds better, don't  you?  Anyhow, I average  about fifty tricks  a week, and that adds up to, say, about a thousand different penises a year, considering that  I do  a lot of repeat business. I'd  say that at least half the johns complain about  their organs. But they don't know  a couple of things that every girls in the trade picks up right away. Like when it comes to a man's penis, what  you see is not what you get. I've  seen guys that were practically down to their  knees  before  they got hard and by the time they were ready for action you wondered where it all went. And the other way around-some fellows look like they don't even  have enough for themselves, but  before you know it, you're looking down the barrel of a cannon.

"The other thing is, it's what's up front that counts-not for a guy  as much as for a girl. I don't feel much with the  johns because I can't  afford to-they pay for their kicks, not mine. But when I do it for fun with my old man, most of my action happens right at the opening-say, the first couple of inches of the vagina. So as long as a guy can come up with two inches, he can give a woman all the action she can handle. Any man ought to be able to manage that."

What do men complain about the most as far as their sexual  organs are concerned?

In a world  where big is supposed to be  good, and bigger is supposed to be better, most  men, like  the four quoted here, bemoan the length of  their penises:

"Is there  any way to lengthen  my penis through masturbation, operation, or any other means?"

"Help!  I am the victim of a short penis!  Isn't  there some  hormone from some  gland or other  tan can make  my penis longer?"

"My penis is so very small that I am embarrassed to take it out long enough to have sexual intercourse   with a girl. I am seventeen years old and still growing-do you think my penis will grow too?"

"If there was any way I could  build up my penis I would be willing to pay ten thousand dollars an inch-all I want is two inches more."

Is there anything that can actually make the penis longer?

Of course there is-and doctors are helping patients to grow longer penises by the thousands.But virtually all the treatment is restricted to those who are really in need. For example, some young boys fail to develop full-size organs at the time of puberty. In certain of these cases regular injections time of puberty. In certain of these cases regular injections of a substance called "chorionic gonadotropin" work wonders. Over the course of a year the penis may triple or quadruple in size. Even more dramatic results are being achieved in helping male infants born with tiny, tiny phalluses. If the mother runs on a hormone cream daily-the hormone is simply testosterone, the male sex hormone-the penis may almost enlarge before her very eyes. So far neither of these techniques has been successfully applied to grown men-and maybe it's just as well.

Why is it just as well?

Because there's a better  solution.  An old vaudeville joke  sums it up:

Two men were talking in the country club locker room after a round of golf. One remarked to the other:

"Say, how come you hardly ever take a shower after a game?" the other winced and blurted out:

"Uh, well, tell the truth, it's really that I have this kind of small penis that I'm ashamed to show in the shower."

"Yeah? Well, tell me something-does it work all right?"

"Oh, sure.  It works  great!"

"Hmm. How'd  you like to trade it for one that looks good in the shower?"

Male complaints about too-short phalluses  are rarely seconded by women, who are, after all,  the ultimate consumers:

"I'm sure my penis is much too short and I want  to change before my wife discovers it. She seems to have orgasms all right now but may be she can have better ones."

Another  woman complains: "I've  known a lot of men in my time. I used to be singer with a band-the only woman  on tour with thirty-five men-and I never  liked  the ones with  the biggest penises. It seems that the ones with average or even smaller organs were always  the most  consideration and  really the most  exciting-and the most appreciative. It's like they say: 'It's not  how  long you make it but  how you make it long.'"

&Of course, there are always those men who want to subtract from their penises rather than add to them.

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